Anybody Here Speak Arabic?

"Michael Ballaban" (ballaban) 04/22/2015 at 10:09 • Filed to: Translations

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Hey Oppos! Working on a story for los Jalops , and could use a super-quick translation of some Arabic. Anyone around who might want to put some of their skills to charitable use?

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Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:13

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Fuck Jalopnik.

/DriveLikeBallabanTweets

/ProbablyGonnaGetInTrouble

Michael Ballaban > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 04/22/2015 at 10:15

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:-(

Andrew P. Collins > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:16

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I think that means “Stop.” What’d I win?

Michael Ballaban > Andrew P. Collins 04/22/2015 at 10:17

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Truck Yeah has been deleted. Congratulations on your prize.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:18

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Ohhhhhh can’t you guys take a joke!

-Michael Ballaban

Just messing around, keep up the good work.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:18

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I can google translate like a baws doe.

Andrew P. Collins > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:19

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DrJohannVegas > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:24

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Email me. This username at gmail.

Jcarr > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:26

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I would not ask Lindsay Lohan...

http://time.com/3830920/lindsa…

Jcarr > DrJohannVegas 04/22/2015 at 10:29

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Quit being helpful. Only sarcastic replies allowed!

GhostZ > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:40

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The Jaloppening 2: Jalop Further

TheHondaBro > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:44

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If it was Farsi I might be able to help you, but I can’t into Arabic.

DrJohannVegas > Jcarr 04/22/2015 at 10:52

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Shhhhh. I was gonna do the opposite of this: http://defamer.gawker.com/lindsay-lohan-…

AASHOUR6 > Michael Ballaban 04/22/2015 at 10:53

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Hey I speak Arabic! I would be glad to help. amru7463(at)gmail (dotcom)

ttyymmnn > Andrew P. Collins 04/22/2015 at 11:10

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Actually, it’s a dude sharing a canoe with a Oobi.